I was pretty drunk when things started to get hot and heavy with a guy I had just started having sex with. We were coming home from watching fireworks and could barely keep our clothes on while exchanging niceties with his roommate. Needless to say, as soon as the door was closed, we went at it so luckily I had a skirt on for easier access.

I woke up the next morning with a headache and still fully clothed minus some underwear that I wasn’t exactly sure I was going to find. My memories of the previous night were foggy at best.

Me: Did we have sex last night?
Him: Ummm kind of, we started to but then you started snoring!
If that wasn’t bad enough, I followed that up with: Oh don’t take it personally, it isn’t the first time that has happened!

FML– obviously I am submitting this story on his behalf!

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