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So this friend of one of my guy friends would hit on me whenever we all ended up hanging out together, he\’s not the greatest looking guy, but he\’s got a decent body and one night we all got really drunk and I figure, what the hell.
He and I sneak away from the party and end up in his room. He went down on me for like 10min… it was mediocre at best so I decided we should just “get busy” so I roll him onto his back and take his pants off. Not only was he tiny but he was still soft, after five min I finally managed to get him hard enough to have sex only to have him go limp again… (granted there was a lot of alcohol involved) so he pulls out and plays with it till its hard again so we can start back up. This happens about three times. Then, neither of us having gotten off yet he asks to go down on me again saying “well, sex isn’t the only good thing…” I rolled over and told him I was tired. The next morning, he asks me “how great was last night?” How am I supposed to answer that!? I tried to give him a sincere looking smile before bolting. Needless to say I haven’t seen him since…
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That sucks. Did you try and hook up again without the liquor?
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