...And it Sucks!
Bad Sex stories from people who had bad sex with themselves
Ok so I was working part time in an office a few years back, had my door closed and a “friend” pops up on msn messenger (remember those days). Her and I had a great sexual relationship at the time. She starts telling me what she wants to do to me, which quickly shifts my focus from my work to working her over. She turns on the video messaging and is naked. WOOOOWEEEE, I figure the least I could do is reciprocate. I turn on my video and undo my fly and whip out my cock……………………………………………………..
Then it happens! I get an message that pops up on my screen that reads “If you are going to engage in this type of activity DO SO ON YOUR OWN TIME AND NOT AT WORK!” Holy shit! I slammed my laptop closed stuffed myself back in my pants and sat there in my chair, my head reeling!!! Was my boss going to come in and fire me? Who wrote the message?
With all the blood rushing to my nether regions I had forgotten that at work I login under a generic wireless network connection for the building and not my own secure one that I use at home! I am guessing it was some network admin person that sent me the message.
It was never brought up. And I certainly did not bring it up. But it was the last time I whacked at work…… or almost…… but that is another story.